Something about his beet farm and his odd family. Good for him, I guess? I like Rainn Wilson but I think Dwight was the first character on The Office to go from being funny to unbearably obnoxious — though there are many that are trying to catch up. I may not enjoy The Office as much as I used to but I still don’t think it’s a bad show. I just feel like I’m only watching it to be polite. But anyway, here are a list of characters whose spinoffs I would enjoy more than Dwight’s:
- Creed.
- Stanley’s attempt to make it to the National Crossword Tournament.
- Meredith in a soul-crushing drama about her realization of being an alcoholic and her attempts to clean up her life (maybe a crossover episode with Enlightened?)
- Kelly and Ryan being Kelly and Ryan.
- Pam and Jim’s children in high school where they are both juvenile delinquents and terrible people as a result of rebelling against their overly adorable and nauseating parents.
- Whatever character Evan Peters played because I just want him to star in a television show that isn’t as uneven as American Horror Story.
- The documentarians in a flashback show about their lives in film school back when they were wide-eyed and idealistic, when they wanted to make great independent movies that said something about the world, and when they didn’t think they’d spend almost a decade filming a paper company.
It’s weird when someone else writes your brain’s exact opinions down.
