January 2012
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Of course NBC is planning a Dwight-centric spinoff... →
tvhangover:
Something about his beet farm and his odd family. Good for him, I guess? I like Rainn Wilson but I think Dwight was the first character on The Office to go from being funny to unbearably obnoxious — though there are many that are trying to catch up. I may not enjoy The Office as much as I used to but I still don’t think it’s a bad show. I just feel like I’m only watching it to be...
Georgia judge orders President Obama to appear in... →
PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB. WHY ARE HUMAN BEINGS SO STUPID?
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Something is wrong with me!
Can’t let dudes like me because I might enjoy it/be happy for once! I think that this week has to be a record for me though, shutting two guys down (one I really, really, really like and want to make out with his face for daze) for reasons unknown to anyone except my weird brain, and I have to say that maybe my vagina is bit angry with my brain???
Jimmy Fallon Sued for Gender Discrimination... →
“gender discrimination against men”
sort of like being “racist towards white people.”
This is just hilarious.
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“I just buy a million pairs of underwear and never wash anything labeled...”
– Me, on my future wife-status potential
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I’m so tired and I’m so hungry and since these two carnal needs are competing with either at exactly the same rate, I can’t fall asleep because of the hunger and I can’t cook because of the exhaustion so I’m laying in bed staring at the internet.
Jil Sander Lunch Bag- Jil Sander Paper Bag →
Fashion, why are you insane?
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joaniepepperoni:
Listening to Lana del Rey is like masturbating; I do it sometimes and I like it, but if anyone mentions it I pretend I don’t know what they’re talking about.
joaniepepperoni:
When I’m in class I glare at anyone that comes near any of the seats around me and then I get sad that nobody sits next to me and strikes up a conversation.
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“But the truth is, flakes of the world, life does not work that way. It’s really...”
– Flakes Of The World: Please Get It Together « Thought Catalog
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ALL I EAT IS CARBS, CARBS, CARBS, NO MATTER WHAT
got pasta on my mind, I can never eat enough! and every time I step up on the scale, every single number go UP! and they stay there! and they stay there! and they stay there! (tune)
In case you needed a new ditty to sing as you wait for your pasta to boil.
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It’s amazing that yesterday I could wake up in such a fantastic mood and today I woke up feeling so horrible and down that I couldn’t even be bothered to feign enthusiasm and hang with a boy who likes me.
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I’m going through my tights drawer and through my literally tens of black tights with holes and runs in various places and I can’t decide what to do with them, and whether I can keep them for when I know I’m going to get drunk and rip a new pair anyways and fuck that, it adds up! or if it’s just a bit trashy to put on a pair of tights, knowing the hole is there and leaving...
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Greenlight - Beyonce
Sassy walked around campus...
themattsmith:
Todd Glass came out on Marc...
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“It’s unclear why Britain’s NME would have their hands on a new poem by Jay-Z,...”
– Jay-Z Supposedly Retiring the Word Bitch | Vulture
:’)
I often think about how much I love rap, especially songs that refer to woman as a bitch, ho or slut and whether I should feel guilty about complicity approving the language towards myself and other women, but then I just can’t help but...
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Why I Love Franchesca's "Shit White Girls Say... ... →
theoceanandthesky:
How is quoting someone racist? The quote itself may be a racist statement, but saying, “Hey, someone has said this to me before, and I take offense to that isn’t racist.” If anything, telling Ramsey that she is being racist and that she shouldn’t have made this video, talking about her experiences, is racist. That’s like saying, “Talking about your experiences is hurting my...
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Isn’t it strange to think about how the people you see on the daily, spend all your time with and have seen you at your best and worst will someday be the same people you never talk too and only think about when relating a tale from college to the new people who come into your life and see on the daily, spend all your time with and see you at your best and worst?
And then when you do see or...
“Here is what awaits you out in the world: the stands-too-close monsters behind...”
– Girls And Staying In | Kate Carraway for Vice
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Is there a German word for feeling fucking sexy because of something no one can see?
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restauraaaaant, but...
‘Cause nothing compares, nothing compares 2 U.
Blue Ivy Carter youngest ever on the Billboard... →
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brooklynmutt:
“Glory,” the Jay-Z track released two days after the birth of daughter Blue Ivy Carter, has debuted at number 74 on Billboard’s chart of the top 100 R&B/Hip-Hop Songs in the country.
Because the song is credited to “Jay-Z, featuring B.I.C” and includes baby Carter cooing just a few minutes after birth, this makes Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s daughter the youngest...
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The fact that I have to sleep on my back for the...