February 2011
22 posts
I'm pretty sure my knee is infected. I've never...
January 2011
53 posts
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My extremely sexy professor (I don’t know if it’s the accent or the cheekbones, but damn) for my Social Communications class was talking about the type of men that tended to buy red sports cars, you know the stereotype, yadada. And then he said, “Just for the record, I have a bus pass.”
All I could think for the next 20 minutes was that line from “Can I Get...
Greetings from Leeds
I haven’t really had the chance to blog like I wanted to about my experience abroad so far. It’s mostly been just completely bipolar where I really miss and want to be home with friends and then having an amazing time and just being so excited to be here.
Leeds seems like a great city so far, if my three days of limited exploration are judgment enough. The shopping and the food seem...
I had a dream that I was playing Never Have I Ever
with a large group full a various people from various points in my life, that would not know each other. It was a game full of the dreaded SeXiiii questions where people tried to prove how deviant they are and make themselves look cooler. After about 8 questions of sex and drugs, it comes to me. And I said, “Never have I ever gotten endless soup from Olive Garden and not eaten at least three...
“To the best of my understanding, having children is mostly miserable. When you...”
– Kids Krump The Darndest Things | Videogum
Things real people don't say about Advertising
tpdsaa:
Submitted by @greenmelinda.
“The behavior equates to mindlessly refreshing and ‘lozenging’ the same sources...”
– Five Emotions Invented By The Internet « Thought Catalog
Well, accidentally playing the Spanish version of...
http://sokitsch.tumblr.com/post/2772249693 →
sokitsch:
I’ve arrived!
After a long 26 hours, I finally arrived at Leeds Bradford Airport. My flights were not a problem, and I even got some sleep on the way to Amsterdam. My bags were some of the first to arrive at the pick up, which was very relieving. Before leaving the airport, I exchanged some money. Must admit, I was a little crushed when I only got 46 British pounds for my 95...
I was packing, but it was exhausting, so I'm...
I’m the laziest person alive. 4 days until departure!
tpdsaa:
Submitted by chris.
As an Ad major, this is kinda my favorite tumblr in the world.
‘Ye and killa Cam, the world is mine.
Facebook chat can be fun because it allows you to...
Other than that it’s kind of the worst thing for human interaction. But you can’t disconnect because is so linked into society nowadays! And will be my only form of communication with everyone I know for the next 5 months.
So what, you bought a pair of shoes. What now? I guess you think I owe you. You don’t have to call as much as you do, I’ll give ‘em back to be through with you. And so what, my momma likes you. What now? I guess you think I will too, even if the Pope said he likes you too, I don’t really care ‘cause you’re a bug a boo.
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Hey soul sister
You know for all the inherent ass-backwardness of...
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Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Palin
gabedelahaye:
“I don’t understand how anybody can be held responsible for somebody who is completely mentally unstable like this,” an adviser to Ms. Palin, Rebecca Mansour, said in an interview with a conservative radio host, Tammy Bruce. Responding to accusatory messages on the Web, Ms. Mansour added: “People actually accuse Governor Palin of this. It’s appalling — appalling. I can’t actually...
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For some reason, I think it would be really funny...
but instead of it being about some cunt that dumped him or whatever, it was like this really romantic literal song about a dude who couldn’t see his girl until next Tuesday and he just wanted to croon about how much he loved her with the lyrics sprinkled liberally with subtle vagina references.
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I find it literally impossible to feign interest...
Oh really? Mmmm. That’s interesting. Cool. Yeah, neat.
“Don’t be a hard rock when you really are a gem.”
– Lauryn Hill (via whitetrashroots)
“You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.”
– Wayne Gretzky (via quote-book)
—Micheal Scott
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Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of... →
It should be illegal to have no facebook pictures...
Jakob Dylan - Nothing But the Whole Wide World
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cupkacie:
astonefox:
I felt the wind on my...
