February 2012
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Last night the bar played my most forgotten favorite rap song and I flipped shit because I’m a girl and if there is one stereotype I am comfortable falling into it’s the one about every song being MY SONG, because they are so shut up.
I have no idea why this songs resonnates so much with me but back when facebook still had that box under your profile picture that you could write a...
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re...
My hometown of Spartanburg, SC has a very accurate ad campaign running right now. It’s a picture of a beautiful sunset (it DOES have pretty sunsets—are they prettier than the ones just an hour and a half away where this billboard is located? Probably not) and the tag saying “Just a little ways down the road.”
Very accurate and very truthful campaign, not even attempting...
Jay-Z 'Deeply Disappointed' That Rihanna Is... →
kindafabulous:
“Jay was absolutely disgusted by what Chris did to Rihanna. Jay doesn’t understand how a man could ever lay hands on a woman; it just goes against who he is and about. Chris is absolutely dead to Jay, he wants nothing to do with him ever. Now that Rihanna is hooking up with Chris and recording songs with him, Jay is deeply disappointed in her actions. He can’t fathom why Rihanna...
NYT Reports That Living Alone Makes You Behave... →
I never want to live alone because whenever I move into a new place with a new person they get like two weeks TOPS of me being a normal person and roommate and then the leisure robe comes out and I listen to “Landslide” on repeat 10 times and horde cups in my room, so I can only imagine how bad the crazy would get if there wasn’t anyone to ever judge me.
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Every year for Ash Wednesday I forget it's Ash...
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Having that day I have every few months where I want a tattoo! Really wanna get “Mischief Managed” on my body after I graduate.
But hopefully my normal fear and hatred of tattoos will come back after this whim has faded.
although I do love my nipple piercing
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My favorite thing in the world is knowing that people are texting each other things they don’t want to say out loud in front of you while you sit there knowing its happening!
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I’m single and I like Valentine’s Day anyways because tomorrow I get to wear pink and red AT THE SAME TIME and accessorizes with a hearts on them, and eat conversation hearts even though they taste like chalk.
It’s like the one day a year that couples don’t make me want to vomit and I love laughing at those girls who have been saddled with obnoxiously large stuffed...
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stephenell:
i’m literally disgusted and will be perplexed for the rest of my life as to how kanye west got more shit for stealing a microphone from taylor swift than chris brown has ever gotten for beating the shit out of rihanna
Bradley Whitford to Guest Star on Parks &... →
laughterkey:
Though Schur hadn’t seen the finished episode yet, he said there were several small “West Wing” homages in it, and he told the director if there was room for a “West Wing”-style walk-and-talk with Amy Poehler and Bradley Whitford, he “wouldn’t complain.” But don’t look for a mini-“West Wing” reunion in Pawnee: Rob Lowe, who played Seaborn, did not share a scene with his “West Wing”...
I’m still amazed at that comment I left last night.
You guys.
I was so drunk I slept in my clothes! I put one earring a normal place and another in a cup next to my bed. And yet I typed a coherent comment about racism on facebook! I mean, yes it was nonsensical, but like. How. How did I spell things and use the word articulate. How.
Anonymous asked: wear two pairs of tights with rips in different places.
An in-your-face owning of one’s vulnerability is a powerful feminist strategy …...
– Dodie Bellamy via Emily Books (via rachelfershleiser)
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There is a guy in my English class that never shuts up—normally this is a behavior I would find it incredibly annoying but I oscillate the entire time he’s speaking between irritation and amusement. This is simply because he talks and behaves like a person from an Aaron Sorkin script. Full on pompous New England accent, debate team coach, young Republican little asshole. Today he said,...
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Drinking because it's Tuesday!
I think I’m gonna get wine drunk tonight!
A fun drinking game I made up.
i-have-rocket-legs:
1. Take a shot every time you see a post/status about “not caring about the super bowl”. 2. Die.
This is my worst nightmare, save yourself and... →
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Everything Now The Same As It Ever Was But More So... →
Posts like this are why Videogum is the best pop culture blog on the internet. All the newest cat, baby and stupid meme videos AND analysis of a Joan Didion critique of Woody Allen from the 1970s and how it relates to our current culture of oversharing (re:everything I’ve ever written on this blog or twitter or facebook)
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Trends That Need To Stop: Trailers For Trailers
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danhacker:
The series of five second teaser trailers for the 90 second ‘Prometheus’ trailer were annoying, but now we have a teaser trailer for the ‘Avengers’ Super Bowl trailer. I love a good tease as much as the next person, but things are really getting out of hand with all this teasing of things which are meant to tease in the first place. When will the line be drawn and...
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