total.inanity

May 27

Feeling unattractive and low on a Saturday night for the first time in a while and just super bummed I blew it with a crush. Not sure why I’m writing this except I haven’t not had alcohol in my system since 10:30 yesterday, so you tell me.

May 25

Everything on the Internet is depressing me!

Or maybe I’m depressing me? I’m old y’all.

May 24

Please explain to me where one would wear this article of clothing. Forever21 says it’s High-Low Duster Cardigan w/ Belt but I just think it’s confusing. Even the model is confused. Am I wearing pants? Is it to create the illusion that there are no shorts under this cardigan? Or have we reached a place in society that cardigans are now weird dress hybrids that you still have wear a shirt under up top but all bets are off down below.

Please explain to me where one would wear this article of clothing. Forever21 says it’s High-Low Duster Cardigan w/ Belt but I just think it’s confusing. Even the model is confused. Am I wearing pants? Is it to create the illusion that there are no shorts under this cardigan? Or have we reached a place in society that cardigans are now weird dress hybrids that you still have wear a shirt under up top but all bets are off down below.

May 23

Someone explain to me what bank will not charge me for being poor.

I didn’t even realize American Idol was still happening because I don’t really interact with anyone who watches it these days, and I don’t have cable/real TV anymore (I dream of TV) but I’m now watching the results show with my mom because that’s what is considered family time at my house, and you guys. Phillip Phillips, who has the perfect name, obviously, is so attractive! I hope he wins and becomes famous so I can hear his perfect accent on talk shows forever. I mean, I probably won’t care for his music too much, but I do care for his face and accent.

I didn’t even realize American Idol was still happening because I don’t really interact with anyone who watches it these days, and I don’t have cable/real TV anymore (I dream of TV) but I’m now watching the results show with my mom because that’s what is considered family time at my house, and you guys. Phillip Phillips, who has the perfect name, obviously, is so attractive! I hope he wins and becomes famous so I can hear his perfect accent on talk shows forever. I mean, I probably won’t care for his music too much, but I do care for his face and accent.

brb making out with these shoes I just purchased.

brb making out with these shoes I just purchased.

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depression comics

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May 22

May 21

So, I’ve been itching to see this bumper sticker or logo from the Obama campaign ever since they posted that instagram with one in it. No luck. So, because I was inspired by their post today, I decided to throw something up on the web so I could have a bumper sticker. Decided to make it so all four of you that read this blog and the one of you that might be interested can buy it too!
Buy this bumper sticker here.

So, I’ve been itching to see this bumper sticker or logo from the Obama campaign ever since they posted that instagram with one in it. No luck. So, because I was inspired by their post today, I decided to throw something up on the web so I could have a bumper sticker. Decided to make it so all four of you that read this blog and the one of you that might be interested can buy it too!

Buy this bumper sticker here.