Toots Mahgoots

yourdp:

Far from a motivational poster guy but damn, I do love this. Ironically this is completely contradictory to my previous post about people who own Corvettes. No big deal, I have to live with myself, not you.

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I hate this phrase and if you ever say it and expect to not look like a hypocritical asshole, you should probably never speak again afterwards, because eventually you’re going to make a comment on the weather and speculate why your friend is being an asshole recently.

Same with “Only boring people get bored.”