"I just buy a million pairs of underwear and never wash anything labeled “Hand wash only” or “Dry clean only” and dresses only need to be washed if you sweat in them or they get misshapen, so like once a year or something. And jeans can be worn for at least 6 times before they get large and stank. So really, I can get away with doing laundry about once a month!"
— Me, on my future wife-status potential
